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The next morning, Brad’s first stop was checking his message board to see if he’d screwed anything up. He was one of the few honest reviewers on the planet; therefore one of the few respected ones. Brad simply couldn’t be bought, no matter how good or bad the product, or who made it, he laid down his reviews in real time rather than fluffing just because a company gave him perks or free equipment.
Whoa. The board had exploded. There was everything from him being ponasked and eaten by devils for posting about such a thing that was best kept behind closed doors to complete agreement with his observations.
Someone posted about a commanding driver called AdBeGone. That was a file definitely worth tracking down. The damn vibe and commercial after every experience was the worst. And if the unit wasn’t turned off, the ad repeated every hour.
There was also a program called Carnal Bacchanal, created by some hacker named Jeulmist. The people on the board went on and on about how the program’s attention to detail was incredible and that it could practically read your mind and body as it went along.
Jeulmist. Let’s see what this hacker’s got.
Brad didn’t find anything on Jeulmist so he searched Carnal Bacchanal and came up with plenty of sites where he could download it. They all warned that it was a long program, so in order to use it, either have the necessary time or mod it into the time available. That sounded great.
Carnal Bacchanal autoloaded. He put on his male organ stimulator and made sure his robe was fastened before sitting back in his chair and powering on his controller.
>>The Blue Root
<<Featuring Skintite technology
>>I see you have downloaded Carnal Baccanal
<<This program intensifies through the use of accessories including patches.
>>Would you like to fasten yours on now?
So, it remembered what accessories he had, did it? Out of curiosity, he fastened one patch to each of his palms. Then, positioned the scrotal stimulator.
>>Thank you
<<Please choose from the following options
>>Run Carnal Bacchanal
<<Modify Carnal Bacchanal
>>Run a different program
Brad touched run Carnal Bacchanal, expecting it to prompt him for a readiness program, but the beginning of the program resembled a nice gradual readiness program. The stimulation a slow and warming vibration.
He looked at the patches on his palms as they sent tingles up his arms. It had always felt good to reach out and touch someone, but he’d never thought his hands to be quite so erogenous.
Fascinated by the sensation, he ran a hand through his hair to see what it would feel like. Interesting. Not quite erotic, but surprisingly stimulating.
He pressed his hands on his knees, then his elbows, then pressed the backs of his hands together. Weird, but intriguing–energizing as his heart rate increased. The palm patches could probably keep him occupied for hours just by touching things. Against his chair, the vibration seemed to amplify.
As the experience increased, he continued touching random body parts and furniture while assessing the toy’s performance. The programmer was truly incredible. Jeulmist had an intricate grasp on sexual stimulation. Or maybe this particular hacker preferred the same methods as Brad did.
The patches, in association with the organ accessories, invoked sensation throughout his entire body as though he was immersed in one big giant patch.
Oh, to be inside this hacker’s mind when this program was being written. What a delightful thinking place. A real phrontistery of lust. A cornucopia of sexual inspiration. Oh hell yeah.
Brad continued to experiment by touching his shoulder through his robe, then touching his bare chest. Okay, note to self–patches on hands…very good idea. Must get more to use elsewhere. Carnal Bacchanal…best program without a doubt.
After an hour of pure, raw, carnal bacchanal, Brad peeled off all the patches and accessories and stumbled toward the shower. What he really needed was a nap to recover from being so near complete sensory overload. Tossing his robe into the laundry chute, he stepped into the cascade of water and sat down on the ledge.
The program had been a wild and exciting ride. It still lacked the human component, but it definitely didn’t lack in what a person sexually wanted. Who the hell was Jeulmist?
After cleaning up and doing his best to mentally rejuvenate, Brad went back to his site and posted an addendum to his review:
Carnal Bacchanal has got to be the best program for the Blue Root. Get your hands on a copy and experiment with patch placement. It’s downright phenomenal.
